BLACK DYNAMITE! BLACK DYNAMITE! BLACK DYNAMITE!

I waited over a year to see this film which brings back a genre that many won’t admit they enjoy, the blaxploitation film. This film pokes fun at the genre but never strays very much from what the genre meant then. Kung Fu, Conspiracy, Romance, Awkward Acting, This film has it all! [..]

So I’m gonna get to the point. I didn’t like this movie. It was a mess from the start. It’s Lifetime quality. I like OLD Peter Jackson, I like The Frighteners the most even though many haven’t seen it. The Lord of the Rings series, though I applaud how it was made etc, etc. I don’t love them. Right after that we get King Kong, which is an Okay movie but with weird choices, such as CGI water with a raft boat… couldn’t get the real water eh, Jackson? It looked bad, well I guess that’s what he wanted to improve on with The Lovely Bones, because the water is good and nothing else. [..]